humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

humansofnewyork:

"You should kiss the ground you walk on if you were born in this country— take it from an old man who once had to wear the Star of David on his shirt. There’s a safety to living in such a diverse place. It’s much more difficult to brainwash a population that is composed of so many different nationalities and so many different viewpoints."

JESSE EISENBERG:People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER:Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG:I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER:What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG:I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
omg but why

omg but why

(Source: themanipcompany)

don’t listen to them jackie

don’t listen to them jackie

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am squidward

cuterthanaguineapig:

I have a deep connection to Emma Stone’s character in this scene.

soo. kind of obsessed with this song, video, and band.

one whole year after seeing them live - finally hopped on this train!

woman-of-winterfell:

one of these people is going to get off the island

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ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

(Source: subtubitles)

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This one’s for the girls messin’ with boys / 
Like he’s the melody and she’s background noise