undiscovering:

my actual life.

undiscovering:

my actual life.

(Source: 2headedsnake)

this is why some of my friends are my friends 

this is why some of my friends are my friends 

hahaha omg this is no funny stereotype; I ACTUALLY DID DO THIS when my parents took me to Costco!
… okay. I actually still do this when my parents take me to Costco. 

hahaha omg this is no funny stereotype; I ACTUALLY DID DO THIS when my parents took me to Costco!

… okay. I actually still do this when my parents take me to Costco. 

(Source: 9gag)

I am happy to say that [this is] the first time I was able to truly get over past grudges. For a long time I have resented some of the opportunities he got that I felt could have gone to me if things had worked out a little differently. Don’t get me wrong, [we’re] friends - but he was clearly the man, and sometimes that was a difficult pill to swallow.

I know being jealous sounds ridiculous in retrospect. But at this point I have finally come to terms with the fact that he deserves [it]. I can only imagine how cool it must be. It is a relief to no longer resent your friend but rather to see him as the ultimate proof that anything is possible.

superhero symbolizes every new acquaintance I seem to meet this year; grasshopper is me.

(sidenote: AND I HATE THE QUESTION THAT INEVITABLY LEADS UP TO THIS: “what are you planning on doing after you graduate?” STOP ASKING ME.)

(Source: wingwalker)

seriously who makes these ecards because I think they hack my brain

seriously who makes these ecards because I think they hack my brain

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

9gag:

…and converse

ugh I hate this haha. I’m such an antisocial beez sometimes! I mean, it’s not like I don’t like the person. but sometimes I’m just looking forward to a nice time to myself with my music. …sometimes I actually leave or walk the other way to avoid this. LOL. yeah. I suck.

9gag:

…and converse

ugh I hate this haha. I’m such an antisocial beez sometimes! I mean, it’s not like I don’t like the person. but sometimes I’m just looking forward to a nice time to myself with my music. …sometimes I actually leave or walk the other way to avoid this. LOL. yeah. I suck.

me:I'm gonna study when I get home
me:I'll just study before I go to bed
me:I'll just study in the morning
me:I'll just study on the way to school
me:I'll just study in this class
me:I'll just study in the hall
me:I'll just study before the test
me:I'll just study during the test
HOW DO YOU KNOW ME

HOW DO YOU KNOW ME

(Source: tea-on-the-tardis)

my life.

my life.

(Source: pokeball-drunk-from-hell)

9gag:

Lazy College Senior 

I wish I could scornfully say this isn’t true… but it is. 
PEACE OUT ORG COMM, SEE YOU IN MAY

9gag:

Lazy College Senior 

I wish I could scornfully say this isn’t true… but it is. 

PEACE OUT ORG COMM, SEE YOU IN MAY

BAHAHAHA THIS IS MY FRIENDS AND I TO A T. 
just last week, I had a friend call Urban Outfitters “Urbs.” 

(LOLOL loveyacsun)

BAHAHAHA THIS IS MY FRIENDS AND I TO A T. 

just last week, I had a friend call Urban Outfitters “Urbs.” 

(LOLOL loveyacsun)